People are asking me a lot of questions about my Christmas Campaign.  Here are some answers.  If you have something new, you can ask me a question here on my site or on my Facebook.

What is this Christmas Campaign of yours all about?
I have developed a way for us to help homeless and parentless animals who do not know Santa without anyone having to spend any money (unless they want to play bigger!) except for my Dad.  This is too clever almost for me.  My Christmas Campain is fun, A LOT of fun, for everyone who wants to play with me. 

I have personally chosen Animal Keeper’s Rescue in Acme, PA where 100% of the money earned will go to Animal Keeper’s Rescue for the homeless animals there that do not know Santa Claus.

Why are you doing your Christmas Campaign?
Because I am a gentleman. And because my whole goal in life is to make people smile and feel good. And that includes people on four legs too.  It makes me sad that some people do not know Santa.  This is unacceptable.  And a tragedy.  Santa doesn’t visit puppy mills or animal shelters because these animals are homeless.  My Christmas Campaign will make us all Secret Santas for the homeless animals.

Oh and also.  My Christmas Campaign is fun too.  And no one has to spend any money (unless you want to help my campaign even bigger!) except for my Dad and his company, Furry Friends Web Design.

So, how does it work and what are the rules?
It is very easy.  So easy in fact, even my brother, Ren, could follow. Or maybe not.  But not because it is difficult, but because he is very slow.  Anyway, I digress.

* For every new friend I get on my Facebook, it earns $1.00. 
* For every Christmas card I get in the mail, it earns $5.00.
* For every Christmas present I get, it earns $20.00.

My Christmas Campaign officially begins on December 8th, 2009 and will officially end on December 28th, 2009.

At the end of my Christmas Campaign, my Dad and his company will send the money to the right place.

Oh and also.  If you send me a really funny or impressive Christmas card, I will send you one back.  You will love my Christmas cards.  I am a Martha Stewart with cotton balls and pipecleaners and tape and gluesticks.  You will frame it and cherish it until the day you die.  And will never sell it on eBay.  Like my parents make me think they will do with my friends in my friends basket.  

I digress again.

Do not forget that I am only little.  And I nap a lot and work a lot too.  Therefore, I cannot make Christmas cards all day long.  So I have to limit my Christmas card making and sending to only the best people.   Oh and also.  My parents pay me a very poor allowance.  Stamps are expensive.  I see it on the news.

Where can I send your Christmas card or present?
Scoops Ricardo Wilson
P.O. Box 104
Mammoth, PA 15664

I enjoy going to the Post Office and helping Annette.  That’s our Postmaster.  She is very nice and gives me treats.  Oh and also.  I like to smell the mail.  Our other Postmaster used to put me on the scale at the Post Office.  That wasn’t as fun.  Then she would give me treats like it made up for the embarrassment.  Although she did give great backrubs.  Her name was Sue.  She retired.  I’m rambling.

What kind of presents do you like?
I am not picky.  Well, maybe just a little bit.  But the presents are not about me.  I like presents.  A whole, whole lot.  And I will love any presents that my friends send me.  But I am not going to be picky about these specific presents because they are special.  So I will not be upset if you send me a present that I would normally be picky about.

But because so many people have asked, here is a list of my favorite things:

• * Dingo bones
• * Tweaters and shirts (size Small)
• * Fleece blankies
• * Friends that talk to me when we play
• * Friends that are not hairy because I pull out their hair and get yelled at
• * Friends that do not have hard plastic eyeballs that I can choke and die from. I de-eyeball my friends.
• * Pet-Tabs (those are my vitamins)
• * Green bean mush (but you cannot send that in the mail and no one makes it like my Mom)
• * VitaGravy
• * Any kinds of bones or treats
• * I AM ALLERGIC TO CHICKEN. This is a red alert situation. Very, very urgent. My hives will ruin Christmas.

I will be having photo shoots of me with my presents on my Facebook and will have video shoots of presents that are the bestest in the whole world.  So your present to me will be famous.  I love photo shoots.  Someday I will get a job for Nikon to replace that stoopid Ashton Kutcher guy.  He does not know how to be a ladies man.  Oh and also.  He has bad hair.

Scoops, you are so very smart and intelligent.  You have magically found a way to make giving to charity fun and funny at the same time.  I love your Christmas Campaign.  How can I help?
People, this is very, very easy and VERY, VERY important.  Without your help, my Christmas Campaign will not be a success.  Your help is urgent.  It will help Santa come to your house much quicker.  He will be so excited to come to your house, he will be sharting in his sleigh on the way there.  Trust me. I know these things. Me and Santa have a psychic connection.  I do believe I was Rudolph in a past life.  Anyway, I digress.  I clearly have a digressing problem.  Forgive me.

Tell everyone about my Christmas Campaign on your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, LinkedIn and any other place you can think of.  Tell your friends and family too.  Especially your Mom.  Moms like to help.  Oh and also.  Moms make the best treats.  Don’t forget to send everyone to my Facebook or to my website here.  Remember, for every new Facebook friend I get, that is $1.00 earned.  That is $1.00 for doing nothing but sending your friends to play with me and everyone likes to play with me.  I wish my parents paid me an allowance for playing with myself.  Stoopid.

Send me a Christmas card in the mail and get your friends who like me and think I’m fun to send me a Christmas card too.  Remember, for every Christmas card I get, that is $5.00 earned.  Oh and also.  Do not forget that for the best Christmas cards I get, I will be sending you a very special one back.  This is to die for, people.

Send me a present in the mail.  It can be any good present for a guy like me.  That means no pocket fuzz or toejams or boogers or anything.  Those things are not fun.  Nor good.  Remember, for every present I get, even if it is just one small tiny treat, that is $20.00 earned.