FAQs
People are asking me a lot of questions about my Christmas Campaign. Here are some answers. If you have something new, you can ask me a question here on my site or on my Facebook.
What is this Christmas Campaign of yours all about?
I have developed a way for us to help animals that need our help and who do not know Santa. This is too clever. Almost for me. My Christmas Campaign is fun. A LOT of fun. For everyone who wants to play with me. And for the Santaless animals. Who need our help.
This year is my 3st Christmas Campaign. It is annual. Because Christmas is annual. My first Christmas Campaign was 2009. It was a huge success. My second Christmas Campaign was 2010. It was a huger success.
I have personally picked my Topest animal organizations. Based on my FB Friends suggestions. Because I have fantabulous FB Friends. The public voted. For which of my Topest is their Favoritest. The winner was announced at 12:00 AyEm on December 1rd. VeeAh my Facebook. The public has chosen Spay/Neuter Coalition in Woodstock, GA. With 19,811 votes. (Visit their website and Facebook to learn more about them).
Spay/Neuter Coalition will receive 100% of the money. That I raise throughout December. For my Christmas Campaign 2011.
My Christmas Campaign 2011 officially begins on December 1rd and will end at 12:00 AyEm on December 26st.
Oh and also. My goal this year is big. Very big. Size HugeMunGus. It is $2,000. That can snip and tuck a lot of animals. A LOT.
Why are you doing your Christmas Campaign?
Lady, I will tell you why. It is because my whole goal in life is to make people smile. And feel good. And that includes people on four legs too. It makes me sad that some people do not know Santa. This is unacceptable. And a tragedy. My Christmas Campaign will make us all Secret Santas for the animals who need our help.
Oh and also. My Christmas Campaign is fun too. And I like to make my Dad and his company, Furry Friends Web Design, spend a lot of money.
So, how does it work and what are the rules?
It is very easy. So easy in fact, even my brother, Ren, could follow. Or maybe not. But not because it is difficult. But because he is very slow. I digress. Here is how it works:
Letter 1 – SEND ME A CHRISTMAS CARD. IN MY MAIL.
For every Christmas Card I get from my Facebook Friends, it will earn $3.00.
For every Christmas Card I get from my NON-Facebook Friends, it will earn $1.00.
I like Christmas Cards. A lot. I hang them on the wall. Behind my Heater. Last year, people. I had so many Cards. I had to split them. Into TWO walls. It was that serious. (See Evidence Letter 1). And then when Christmas is over. I donate all of my Card Fronts. To old people. For arts. And crafts. Old people love me.
You can even include your own donations. In my Christmas Cards. If you want to. But this is not a requirement. If you send cash (that is the green paper that smells like old people, lady), I will add it to my Goal amount. If you send a check, be sure to write it out to Spay/Neuter Coalition. Not to me. Because I do not have a Bank Account. I will send your check to the Spay/Neuter people. Along with mine. It will be fun.
>>> IMPORTANT. Be sure that you include your full name. Inside of my Christmas Card. So I can check to see if you are my Facebook Friend.
Number B – SEND ME A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE. IN MY MAIL.
For every Christmas Pressie I get from my Facebook Friends, it will earn $12.00.
For every Christmas Pressie I get from my NON-Facebook Friends, it will earn $10.00.
I like Christmas Pressies. A lot. I open my own pressies. And keep them by my Heater. With me. Oh and also. I always have photo shoots. Of all the pressies I get. And I even have video shoots. Of the bestest ones. That I like the bestest. This means that your Christmas Pressie to me will be famous. On my Facebook. This is fantabulous. See below for things I like the mostest. If you want to impress me. Oh and also again. I donate a lot of my pressies. To my local animal shelters. Because they do not have Chimneys. And do not know Santa. It is a travesty. Of epic proportions.
Letter 3 – BUY SOMETHING FROM WAGLETWORKS. FOR YOU. AND YOUR DOGS.
Every time someone buys something from WagletWorks, it will earn $30.00.
It does not matter what you buy. But you should buy a lot anyways. Because their products are fantabulous. And Specktacular. On all levels. I can vouch, people. Because I have them. And so do my parents.
Download their Product Catalog. Or visit my WagletWorks section of my Facebook. Order at 877-WAGLETS or info@wagletworks.com.
>>>> IMPORTANT. You must tell WagletWorks that I sent you. They will not know wiseother.
>>>> IMPORTANT. You must send me a Private Message. On my Facebook. To tell me that you made a purchase. And give me your name. So I can confirm with WagletWorks.
Where can I send your Christmas card or present?
Scoops Ricardo Wilson
P.O. Box 104
Mammoth, PA 15664
I enjoy going to my Post Office. To help Annette. That is my Postmaster lady. She is very nice and gives me treats. Oh and also. I like to smell the mail. Our other Postmaster used to put me on the scale at the Post Office. That was not as fun. Then she would give me treats. To apologize. Although she did give great backrubs. And had great boobs. Her name was Sue. She retired. I am rambling.
PeeEss: I love Cards that sing. To me. And will have a Video Shoot. Of me. With my Singing Cards. From my Friends.
What kind of presents do you like?
I am not picky. Just a little bit. But the presents are not about me. I like presents. A whole lot. And I will love any presents that my friends send me. But I am not going to be picky about these specific presents. Because they are special. So I will not be upset. If you send me a present that I would normally be picky about. I will donate it. To the homeless animals. Who are sans presents. And Friends.
But because so many people have asked, here is a list of my favorite things:
- * Dingo bones
- * Tweaters and shirts (size Small)
- * Coats. Because my body freezes. In the arctic temperatures. That live outside of my house.
- * Fleece blankies
- * Friends that talk to me when we play
- * Friends that are not hairy. Because I pull out their hair. And then get yelled at.
- * Friends that do not have hard plastic eyeballs. That I can choke and die from. Because I de-eyeball my Friends.
- * Pet-Tabs (those are my vitamins)
- * Green bean mush (but you cannot send that in the mail and no one makes it like my Mom)
- * VitaGravy
- * Any kinds of bones or treats
- * I AM ALLERGIC TO CHICKEN. This is a red alert situation, people. Very, very urgent. My hives will ruin Christmas.
I will be having photo shoots of me with my presents. On my Facebook. And will have video shoots. Of presents that are the bestest in the whole world. So your present to me will be famous. I love photo shoots. I will tell you something, lady. I do believe I was a Model. In a past life.
Scoops, you are so very smart and intelligent. You have magically found a way to make giving to charity fun and funny at the same time. I love your Christmas Campaign. How can I help?
People, this is very, very easy and VERY, VERY important. Without your help, my Christmas Campaign will not be a success. Your help is urgent. It will help Santa come to your house much quicker. He will be so excited to come to your house. He will be sharting in his sleigh on the way there. Trust me. I know these things. Me and Santa have a psychic connection. I do believe I was Rudolph in a past life. Anyway, I digress. I clearly have a digressing problem. Forgive me.
Tell everyone about my Christmas Campaign on your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, LinkedIn and any other place you can think of. Tell your friends and family too. Especially your Mom. Moms like to help. Oh and also. Moms make the best treats. Don’t forget to send everyone to my Facebook or to my website here.
Send me a Christmas card in the mail. And get your friends who like me and think I’m fun to send me a Christmas card too.
Send me a present in the mail. It can be any good present for a guy like me. That means no Mom letter 2. I already have my Mom. Letter 1. And she ruins my life. That is not fun. Nor good.
Buy from my Official Sponsor, WagletWorks. It can be anything they sell. But you will want everything. Because it is just that good. Trust me. Because I excel at a Reputation of Trust. And good advice. To order, call them at 877-WAGLETS or info@wagletworks.com.
Is there anything else I should know?
Lady, yes. My Goal to reach is $2,000. Every Christmas Card, Christmas Pressie, and purchase from WagletWorks will get us closer to that goal. My Dad excels at keeping records. Of everything. My Dad does not miss a single dollar. Ever. I will keep my FB Friends updated. On my Facebook. On a routine. To let everyone know what I got. And where we are with our Goal. I will also let people know when we reach our Goal. If it is before December 26st. Any cash or checks that my Friends send to me for Spay/Neuter Coalition will get added on top of my Goal amount.